Bad Films

Terrible, horrible, awful movies that contribute nothing to the art of cinema and leave a bad taste in your mouth like the taste that you get when you wake up in the morning after drinking too much beer and then snoring through the night as though you care what kind of taste I get in my mouth and did I tell you about the time that I woke up with cotton mouth and realized that I was giving the cat a rim job that was really nasty and I hope that any of you who read this are not so offended that you sign off from the site because I am desperate for readers to. . . .

1. Godzilla

2. Transformers

3. Armageddon

4. Pearl Harbor

5. Mr. Bean’s Holiday

6. Awake

7. Transformers 2

8. Transformers 3 -10 (you can quote me on it)

9. Any Future Michael Bay Franchise (you can quote me on that, too)

10. TBA